January 2012
177 posts
“Bing bong
sing-a-long
your team’s Al Gore
coz you’re views are...”
radioactive-kyle-obrien:
one time i was really stoned and i started eating all the ham and my grandmother saw me and said “you’re hammier than a ham sandwich” and I replied in the most pissed off and serious voice ever “how the fuck do you know how much ham i put on my sandwich”
“You know the typical crowd, “Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do?...”
– Charles Bukowski (via schwer)
xtjna:
someone tell wes anderson to stop
Whatfuckeryisthis? I’m so angry I want to use caps lock on yo’ ass, xtjna.
Someone go with me to chinos on the 25th.
My mouth hurts. Multigrain bread; what the fuck man?
Party at my house.
Listening to music screaming at my dogs “DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?”
No, I’m not “jelly” that I’m not going to see the vengaboys.
venusaurphobia:
One girl I work with smells like manure constantly. No matter where we are or what day it is or what she’s wearing, she constantly smells like manure. And she doesn’t live on a farm. Has anyone ever experienced this before? I’d at least like to know why my coworker smells so persistently of shit.
What a shit friend.
I’m not joking, like seriously, whats with that?
Whats the difference between pitbull and sean paul?
“As she laughed I was aware of becoming involved
in her laughter and being part...”
– Hysteria - T.S. Eliot (via ruefle)
7th Heaven is the best and worst thing in my life...
daytracker:
The Jesus and Mary Chain-“Happy When...
doctordude:
kanye west makes terrible music
on opposite day
I liked this a lot and said it aloud many times.
sickly sweet vanilla candles all up in my crib
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Be angry or bored or sad.
But this weird hearty ballad bullshit I’m hearing is not okay. You’re wearing all your black and faux animal print with that face that is screaming “you don’t understand at all, the sorrow and angst of my wild soul” but your music is nickelback to my ears.
